The greatest property decades in England & Wales
Every game of 10-0-0 replays a real ten-year stretch of your area's price history. Which stretch you get is the luck of the draw — so it's worth knowing what the candidates actually look like. Thirty years of Land Registry data, four very different Englands (and Waleses).
1995–2005: the long escalator
If the simulation hands you a mid-nineties start, congratulations: you've drawn the easiest decade in the dataset. Prices in much of England and Wales roughly tripled across this stretch — a typical London terrace went from the price of a decent car collection to the price of a small business. Year after year of up, with barely a wobble. Most 10-0-0 results are minted here, and players who land one have been known to retire from the game undefeated, like a boxer with a suspiciously short record.
The catch: yields compress as the decade runs. The properties that looked absurdly cheap in 1996 are the entire reason your YLD stats sparkle; by 2004 the same streets are paying for their own success.
2000–2010: the boom with a trapdoor
The most dramatic decade on the board. The first seven years continue the escalator — then 2008 arrives, and the simulation does not soften it, because the data doesn't. Nationally, prices fell hard and fast; many areas shed 15–20% in eighteen months, and the Land Registry's year columns for 2008 and 2009 read like a bank statement after Christmas.
A 2000-start game is therefore a test of drafting for impact: your record can absorb a down year or two and still finish respectably, but a portfolio of fragile rentals hits the crash and the void months at the same time. This is the decade that teaches players why the Commercial slot exists.
2008–2018: the long climb back
Start in the rubble, finish on a roof terrace. A 2008 start means your first card prices are post-crash — genuinely cheap by what came after — and the decade ahead is recovery: slow at first, then (especially in London and the South East from 2012) remarkably steep. In growth terms this rivals the nineties; E17, to take a postcode entirely at random, saw medians roughly double between 2012 and 2017.
It's the contrarian's decade. The cards look frightening because the recent history on the board is carnage — and they're the best value in the game. Buying when the data looks worst: the simulation rewards it, and so, history notes drily, did reality.
2015–2025: the grind
The modern decade is the subtlest. Growth, yes — but slower, choppier, and uneven, with London cooling while bits of the North and Wales quietly outperformed it for the first time in the dataset. There are flat years that count as up years (the record forgives a 0%), down years that arrive without a cinematic crash attached, and yields that demand real selectivity.
No escalator, no trapdoor, no rubble discount: just drafting skill against an indifferent market. Veterans rate it the fairest test in the game. Nobody calls it their favourite.
The moral
Half your result is decided before your first pick — by which of these decades the simulation deals you. The other half is whether you drafted a portfolio that could survive the worst of them. The game's title is a record almost nobody achieves, set against decades nobody chose. As metaphors go, we can only apologise.